Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged suicide note was finally revealed — and the convicted pedophile appears to claim investigators “found nothing” on him.
“They investigated for month — found nothing!!!” read the barely legible note, released by a New York court order Wednesday in response to a New York Times petition.
“So 16 year old charge results!” the note appeared to read. “It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye.”
Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged suicide note from his failed 2019 attempt.
“Watcha want me to do — bust out crying!!” it continued. “NO FUN — not worth it!!”
The note was purportedly written after Epstein tried to hang himself in his Manhattan jail cell in July 2019, just days after his arrest for sex trafficking.
He was unsuccessful in that attempt and blamed his cellmate — disgraced cop and convicted quadruple murderer Nicholas Tartaglione.
Tartaglione found the note and gave it to his lawyers as purported proof that he did not attempt to murder the disgraced financier.
Tartaglione’s lawyer claimed the note was later verified as being written by Epstein, according to the Times.
Epstein succeeded in killing himself in August 2019, the month after the note was supposedly written for the initial attempt.
The verbiage in the supposed suicide note was similar to another scrawl he’d written while being held in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional Center, where he complained about being fed bad food and living with “giant bugs.”
“No fun!!” he also wrote on that note.
It languished in Tartaglione’s case file at his attorney’s office after it was found, then spent years locked in the vaults of a White Plains court after a judge ordered it sealed for the ex-cop’s ongoing litigation.
But Tartaglione hinted at its existence after he was convicted of murder in 2023.
AD
The convicted pedophile in his 2017 mug shot.AP
He claimed to have found the note – scrawled on yellow legal paper – tucked between the pages of a graphic novel in the cell he shared with Epstein.
The pedo had been found with severe red marks on his neck while bunking with Tartaglione.
After telling prison staff he hadn’t tried to kill himself — claiming instead that Tartaglione tried to strangle him — Epstein was transferred to his own cell.
Conspiracy theories quickly followed Epstein’s death, and were fanned by a number of egregious failures from his jail — namely that cameras aimed at his cell weren’t working and that guards assigned to his block had fallen asleep.
Epstein’s massive web of high-stakes connections — from the likes of former President Bill Clinton and President Trump, to numerous titans of industry and science — also spawned stories that he’d used his lurid playground of private properties and trafficked women to blackmail people.
Epstein wears a blue padded anti-suicide vest during the 2019 failed attempt to take his life.DOJ
AD
Epstein succeeded in killing himself in August 2019, the month after the note was supposedly written for the initial attempt.DOJ
Debates have raged about that too — and were only deepened by the release in 2026 of millions of files from the federal government’s investigation into Epstein.
But some confidants close to Epstein have insisted that’s all hogwash — including his former attorney, Alan Dershowitz.
Dershowitz recently told The Post’s “Pod Force One” that Epstein had dirt on only one big wig, but that it wasn’t a politician.
Dershowitz also said Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because he wasn’t interested in pre-pubescent people — just teens.
Some claims of rape by Epstein have come from girls as young as 14, and possibly even younger, however.
News
Million-Dollar Home Turns Into Tragic Crime Scene After Family of Four Found Dead
HOUSTON — Two adults and two children were found dead inside a Texas home on Monday, police said. The Houston Police Department said officers responded to a welfare check at around 5:26 p.m. local time in the 2100-block of Kingston Street in the River Oaks area. Police say that a babysitter alerted officers after having concerns […]
Healthy Young Mom Suddenly Fighting for Her Life — The Terrifying Symptoms Sarah Danh Ignored Before Everything Went Wrong
A couple’s destination honeymoon took a tragic turn as the bride suddenly became critically ill. Sarah Danh, 27, and Luke Gradl, 28, have been married for less than a month. The couple said “I do” on March 21 in Spring Branch, Texas, in what Gradl describes as Danh’s “dream wedding that she worked tirelessly on […]
Just days before the horrifying tragedy, the mother shared a message online that people are now calling “terrifyingly prophetic
The prominent Texas restaurateur who was slain alongside her kids in a shocking murder-suicide by her husband had made a haunting post about her future just days earlier. Thy Mitchell, 39, posed alongside husband Matthew Mitchell, 52, for the Instagram clip she posted on April 24 — just 10 days before he murdered her and their two […]
Honeymoon Horror: Newlyweds’ Dream Trip Ends in Tragedy
A couple’s destination honeymoon took a tragic turn as the bride suddenly became critically ill. Sarah Danh, 27, and Luke Gradl, 28, have been married for less than a month. The couple said “I do” on March 21 in Spring Branch, Texas, in what Gradl describes as Danh’s “dream wedding that she worked tirelessly on […]
Authorities say her husband is accused of carrying out the unthinkable — and people can’t stop talking about the chilling message she left behind
The prominent Texas restaurateur who was slain alongside her kids in a shocking murder-suicide by her husband had made a haunting post about her future just days earlier. Thy Mitchell, 39, posed alongside husband Matthew Mitchell, 52, for the Instagram clip she posted on April 24 — just 10 days before he murdered her and their two […]
Police discovered the bodies of the entire family at approximately 5:25 PM local time
The victim’s sister, Ly Mai, confirmed that Thy Mitchell and her two children died in a Facebook post on Tuesday, May 5 A family of four who were found dead in their Houston, Texas home have been identified. Matthew Mitchell and his wife Thy Mitchell, along with their two young children, were found with gunshot […]
End of content
No more pages to load
